
Meet the 16 oz Flesh-Colored Sports Bottle by Big Dicky — a BPA-free, unisex hydration bottle that pairs cheeky humor with everyday utility. This penis shaped water bottle flesh colored 16 oz is destined to turn heads as part of any adult novelty merchandise collection and shines as a novelty gag gift. Built for performance, it features a sturdy design and a sports-top for freshness, with a 16 oz capacity ideal for workouts, commutes, or desk-side sipping. Whether you’re seeking a gag gift penis bottle 16 oz, a big dicky sports bottle 16 oz for men, or simply an unmissable 16 oz water bottle for adults, this phallus shaped bottle in a flesh toned look delivers laughs and dependable hydration in one. |
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