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Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is here to take your pranking game to a whole new level! Tired of telling people to eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat 2 pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault both their taste buds and their dignity. Packed in an easy-grip jar, these sour delights will have everyone wondering if they’ve stepped into a comedy show or an awkward family reunion.
Perfect for Pranksters: It’s the ultimate prank gift for friends, family, or coworkers—just sit back and watch their reactions as they try to handle the sour power of these fruity phalluses.
Unexpected Fun: This jar is a hilarious way to surprise guests or spice up a party. No one will see it coming, and the laughter will follow.
Versatile & Hilarious: Keep a jar in your pantry for impromptu pranks, toss a few into a candy dish at work, or spice up your trail mix. It’s a prank gift that can be enjoyed (or suffered through) anywhere.
Due to the intimate nature of our products and our commitment to your health and safety, we do not accept returns. This policy ensures that every item you receive is brand new, unused, and unopened—just as it should be.
We’re happy to offer exchanges for any defective items purchased directly from lustfulblvd.com, as long as you contact us within 30 days of your purchase and provide a valid order confirmation email.
For items outside this window, please check with the manufacturer for their warranty or return policy.
Please note:
– Our warehouse is closed on Saturdays and Sundays. Any orders placed after 4 PM (PST) on Friday will be processed and shipped the following Monday.
– We do not ship outside of the United States at this time.
– Any packages returned without a Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) number will be safely discarded, and no refund or exchange will be processed.